”“No problem,” he said again and started pulling his ears. With each pull his member grew wider and wider until the entire measurement was extremely exciting to the woman.“Wow!” she exclaimed as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.The next day the couples rejoined their normal partners and went off together. As they walked along the Earthling male said, “Well, was it any good?”“I hate to say it,” she said, “but it was really wonderful. How about you?”“Well,” he said, “It was the weirdest thing. She kept slapping me on the forehead and pulling my ears all night.”After years of doubt I’m now convinced my wife is having an affair.We’ve moved 250 miles north and we’ve still got the same window cleaner.My neighbour just walked past with two dogs. I said to him, “I didn’t know you had any dogs?”He replied, “They’re not my dogs, they’re my sisters.”I said, “Wow, your sisters are really fucking ugly.”GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMANBetween 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered,. So he was doing some other bitch instead. That's cool he wasn't my dude. But he must be out his mind if he thought I was going to play by his rules."That's okay. I can make other arrangements. Hopefully he's not busy." Good we can reschedule. So when you want to do that?" He must not have heard me or understood what I said. He didn't like the idea of me sleeping with someone else while I was with him for the time being. He'd made that known to me several times."I don't know. But right now I'm fixing to call up a friend. So goodnight." I hung up. I ran a hand through my hair. This was just great. He could have told me earlier he wasn't going to stop by. Hell I was raging with need. Plus I had gotten myself all worked up for tonight and it wasn't even going down. I couldn't help but be a little pissed.My phone rang again. I looked at the screen. It was him. A smile played across my lips."Yes?" I said in a bored voice."Did you say you was hooking up with someone else?" I'm thinking.
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