“Hey the door was locked!”“No it wasn’t Billy! And that’s besides the point! You’ve been getting stiffies Billy! You’ve been peeping on me this whole time when you promised not to! You’ve been peeping on me to get stiffies!” In a huff I whirled around. “I’m going to tell your parents all about how you’re a pervert who’s been getting stiffies and peeping on an innocent girl! They’ll be very angry when their reunion is interrupted!”I acted as if I was going to use the phone in the kitchen. What I wanted to happen and why I’d changed into only a satin robe was to get Billy to physically try and stop me from calling.He grabbed me by the arm as tears poured down his reddened face. “No! Please don’t tell! I’ll do anything for you! Please! You have to understand, I don’t try to get stiffies! They just happen and I can’t control it! I only looked at you because I’ve never seen a naked girl in real life before and I was curious! Please don’t tell! I’ll do anything.”The magic words. I put down. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"He replied, "They had avocados."If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again. Men will get it the first time.Water in the carburetorWIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous"WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?WIFE: "In the river"This is a frightening statistic!25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a mobile phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.The next.
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